Author Archives: kilindi

Read Me !

Welcome to the Morecambe Goth Passion Play family! Please read around the Act 2 playlets and see what you feel comfortable with and let me (Nick Awde, producer) know – nick@bennettandbloom.com /

Rehearsal & show schedule (update 01/04/19)

APRIL SCHEDULE MON 01 — Provisional schedule to Will Nelson + Invi Brenna. TUE 02 — Venues/spaces contacted / PR to press / Alhambra spaces checked / West End Million contacted /

Acts I, III & IV

MORECAMBE GOTH PASSION PLAY ACT 1 GOTH JESUS CAIAPHAS DISCIPLE 1 DISCIPLE 2 OTHER DISCIPLES/APOSTLES JUDAS PETER GANG MEMBERS   [ON THE PROMENADE IN FRONT OF ALHAMBRA (OUTSIDE), IN THIS ACT THE

Act II – playlet 11 – The Last Crumb

THE LAST CRUMB A FAMILY, A SUPPER TABLE. DAD IS FINISHING LAYING THE TABLE. DAD: Come on you lot, to the table! KIDS: Aw Dad! DAD: Get off them personal devices— KIDS:

Act II – playlet 10 – Sanctioned

SANCTIONED LONDON, DOWNING STREET. PRIME MINISTER: Good morning, good afternoon, good day! CLAIMANT: I’ve a serious bad feeling that I’m up to be betrayed. Why am I here, I’ve asked and still

Act II – playlet 09 – Rent

RENT Yeah I know I wasn’t taking the bus to the meetings. So I was going to go buy my stuff, you know, in the opposite direction. You know that, I know

Act II – playlet 08 – My Rock

MY ROCK ED: Maria, she’s the rock of my life really. No, we’re rocks for each other if I’m honest. MARIA: A bit of dry land in the rocky seas we call

Act II – playlet 07 – Kids

KIDS I always help me mum. She gets funny some times, like she says it’s her turns and she can’t really do owt. So I help her. It’s not really much really

Act II – playlet 06 – Karate

KARATE ALI: So he gave them all the cigarettes. I told him not too. JOHN: It’s the Nigerian army innit. ALI: You’ve heard me tell him not to. But he never listens.

Act II – playlet 05 – Hope

HOPE (WARMLY) Hello! PHONE RINGS. SHE LOOKS AT IT. Don’t worry, I’ll leave that. IT KEEPS ON RINGING. I’ll put it on silent. I wouldn’t want you to think that I just

Act II – playlet 04 – Everygoth

EVERYGOTH DEATH HAS FINALLY MADE HIS WAY THROUGH THE DANCING THRONG TO ARRIVE AT THE CLUB BAR. BARPERSON: Yep? DEATH: Your finest piña colada, good barperson. BARPERSON: This is a goth club.

Act II – playet 03 – Diamonds

DIAMONDS A GRAVEYARD. AN OPEN GRAVE WITH A PILE OF FRESH EARTH BY IT. TWO WOMEN IN THEIR SEVENTIES STAND LOOKING DOWN INTO THE GRAVE. EDNA: It is a funny old world.

Act II – playlet 02 – Cockles

COCKLES (THE DEVIL’S BEACH) A BEACH OF MUDDY SAND. THE TIDE IS RAPIDLY COMING IN. A MAN STAGGERS FROM THE RISING SEAS. THE RESCUERS, ALREADY ON THEIR WAY OUT, SPOT HIM AND

Act II – playlet 01 – Armada

ARMADA BUCKINGHAM PALACE. MAY: I’ve got it. Ships! We need ships! QUEEN: Of course we do dear. Erm do we? MAY: Yes it’s sooo obvious. QUEEN: Is it? MAY: Well yes. Think

How to Avoid Huge Ships

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