Author / kilindi

MORECAMBE GOTH PASSION PLAY ACT 1 GOTH JESUS CAIAPHAS DISCIPLE 1 DISCIPLE 2 OTHER DISCIPLES/APOSTLES JUDAS PETER GANG MEMBERS   [ON THE PROMENADE IN FRONT OF ALHAMBRA (OUTSIDE), IN THIS ACT THE…

THE LAST CRUMB A FAMILY, A SUPPER TABLE. DAD IS FINISHING LAYING THE TABLE. DAD: Come on you lot, to the table! KIDS: Aw Dad! DAD: Get off them personal devices— KIDS:…

SANCTIONED LONDON, DOWNING STREET. PRIME MINISTER: Good morning, good afternoon, good day! CLAIMANT: I’ve a serious bad feeling that I’m up to be betrayed. Why am I here, I’ve asked and still…

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KARATE ALI: So he gave them all the cigarettes. I told him not too. JOHN: It’s the Nigerian army innit. ALI: You’ve heard me tell him not to. But he never listens.…

HOPE (WARMLY) Hello! PHONE RINGS. SHE LOOKS AT IT. Don’t worry, I’ll leave that. IT KEEPS ON RINGING. I’ll put it on silent. I wouldn’t want you to think that I just…

EVERYGOTH DEATH HAS FINALLY MADE HIS WAY THROUGH THE DANCING THRONG TO ARRIVE AT THE CLUB BAR. BARPERSON: Yep? DEATH: Your finest piña colada, good barperson. BARPERSON: This is a goth club.…

DIAMONDS A GRAVEYARD. AN OPEN GRAVE WITH A PILE OF FRESH EARTH BY IT. TWO WOMEN IN THEIR SEVENTIES STAND LOOKING DOWN INTO THE GRAVE. EDNA: It is a funny old world.…

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ARMADA BUCKINGHAM PALACE. MAY: I’ve got it. Ships! We need ships! QUEEN: Of course we do dear. Erm do we? MAY: Yes it’s sooo obvious. QUEEN: Is it? MAY: Well yes. Think…